WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

Ø Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Ø Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Ø Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Ø Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Ø Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for violating your airspace".
Ø Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Ø Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Ø Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Ø Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Ø Drum on every available surface.
Ø Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ø Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
Ø Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Ø Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Ø Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Ø As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ø Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Ø Sing along at the opera.
Ø Ask people what gender they are. Laugh loudly after their answer.